Love Marriage

A certain rich businessperson had a beautiful daughter, who fell in love with a guy who was a cleaner. When the girl's father came to know about their love, he did not like it at all, and so began to protest about it.

Now, the two lovers decided to leave their homes for a happy future.

The girl's father started searching for the two lovers but could not find them. At last, he accepted their love and asked them to come back home thru a local newspaper. Her father said, "If you both come back I will allow you to marry the guy you love, I accept that you loved each other truly."

Therefore, in this way, their love won and they returned home.

The couple next day went to town to shop for the wedding dress. He was dressed in a white shirt that day. While he was crossing the road to the other side to get some drinks for his wife, suddenly from the next corner, a lorry came at a fantastic speed and hit him. He died on the spot.

The girl was devastated and lost her senses. It was only after sometime that
she recovered from her shock. The funeral and cremation was the next day because he had died horribly.

Father felt very sad for his daughter. He told his daughter, "See, This is all divine will. I know I should not be talking to you so soon. However, I cannot bear the pathetic sight of you like this for the rest of my life. I beg you; please try to come out of this sorrow. I want you to marry again and live happily forever. My partner's son is willing to marry you." The girl, who was already so sad, now felt sorry for her father also.

Two nights later, the girl's mother had a dream in which she saw an old lady. The old lady asked her mother to wash the bloodstains of the guy from her daughter's dress as soon as possible. But her mother ignored the dream.

The next night her father had the same dream, he also ignored it. Then the
girl had the same dream the next night; she woke up in fear and told her mother about the dream. Her mother asked her to wash the clothes with the bloodstains immediately.

She washed the stains but some remained. Next night she again had the same dream. She again washed the stains but some remained. But again, the next night she had the same dream and this time the old lady gave her a last warning to wash the bloodstain, or else something terrible would happen.

This time the girl tried her best to wash the stains, and the clothes nearly tore, but some stains remained. She was very tired.

In the late evening the same day while she was alone at home, someone knocked on the door. When she opened the door, she saw the same old lady of her dream standing at her door. Her face was pale. She seemed to be half asleep or in a trance. The girl got very scared and fainted. And slowly she slipped, and slipped down to a bottomless pit. She lost any idea of time.

The old lady woke her up. She gave her a blue object, which shocked the girl.

She asked the old lady, "What is this...?"

The old lady started singing in unbelievably melodious semi divine voice.
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"Washing powder Nirma, Washing powder Nirma
Doodh si safedi Nirma se aaye,
Rangeen kapde bhi khil khil jaye,
Washing powder Nirma, Washing powder Nirma. Nirma"

10 ka 1, do pe. ek free

The girl bought two and got one free!
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Hey, I know how you all are feeling now. .
Don't get mad  ...
Just for Fun  —

DO MEN REMEMBER ANNIVERSARIES?

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. 

She puts on her dressing gown and goes downstairs to look for him. 
She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. 
He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. 
She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.’ What’s the matter, dear?' she whispers as she steps into the room, 'why are you down here at this time of night?’ 
The husband looks up from his coffee, 'I am just remembering when we first met 20 years ago and started dating. You were only 16. Do you remember back then?' he says solemnly. 
The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring, so sensitive. Yes, I do' she replies. 
The husband pauses. The words were not coming easily.’ Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?’ 
Yes, I remember!' said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him. 
The husband continues. 'Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, 'either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years?’ 
I remember that too' she replies softly. 
He wipes another tear from his cheek and says...'I would have been released today.'

Cheap Parking

An Indian man walks into the New York City bank
and asks for the loan officer. He tells the Loan Officer that he was going to India
for some business for 2 weeks and needs to
borrow $5,000. The Loan Officer tells him that the bank will need
Some form of security for the loan. So the Indian man hands over the keys and the
documents of the new Ferrari car parked on the
street in front of the bank. The loan officer consults the president of the bank,
Produces all the required items and everything
check out to be OK. The loan officer agrees to accept the car as a
security for the loan. The bank president and the Loan Officer had a
good laugh at the Indian
For keeping a $750,000 Ferrari as a security and
taking only $5,000 has a loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari
Into the banks underground garage and parks it
there. Two weeks later the Indian returns and pays
$5000 and the interest which comes to it $15.41. Seeing this, loan officer says, “Sir, we are very happy to have your business
And this transaction has worked out very nicely,
but we are a little puzzled.
While you are away, we checked you out and
Found out that you were a multi millionaire. What puzzled us was why would you bother to
borrow $5000?” The Indian replies
"Where else in the New York City can I park my
car for 2 weeks and
For only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I
return".
This is a true incident and the Indian is none other than... "VIJAY MALLYA

MAIN CAMODE HOON

MAIN CAMODE HOON

Main camode hoon. aadmi ki asankhya adbhut avishkaaro mein se ek.
ji haan kalyug ki sabse badi khoj, bilkul facebook ki tarah jahan,
kam se kam ek baar jaana to aadmi ki majboori hai.
main wo HOT SEAT hoon jise grahan karte hi aadmi ki kalpanaaye
angdaai lene lagtihai soch vichaar ke tantu jaag uthte hain.
Isiliye main lekhko , chintako, aur vichaarsheel logo ki pahli pasand hoon.
Mera aasan grahanker na jaane kitne kahaaniyo kaavyo aur avishkaaro ka janm
sambhav huaa.

Aaj jab aadmi ki nijata(privacy) khatre me hai ,
main hi use nitaant ekaant uplabdh karaata hoon.
yahan sirf vichaaro ka hi aana sambhav hai,
main hi wo ek maatra jagah hoon jahan patniyaa bhi pati ko
pratadit karne nahi aa sakti hai.

Nakli chehro ki duniya me main aadmi ke vyaktitva kaa aainaa hoo,
jiske yahan main saph suthra muskarata handsome dikhoo to,
aadmiko saph suthra samajhna,
rota badbudaar dikhu to tauba tauba karnaa.

sachcha ho ya jhutha ,paapi ho ya sadaachaari ,
main hi wo hamaam hoon jahan sabhi nangey hain,
aur chalte chalte dukh ki ghadi me jab tumhe rone ko,
koi kandhaa na mile,chalakte aasuo ko chupaane ki koi
jagah na mile, main maa ki god ki tarah hoon
jahaa bachcha rota hai foot foot ker sakun paane ko

HAAN MAI CAMODE HOO INSAAN KI ADBHUT KHOJ.

Happy Indipendence forever

A struggle that takes the symbols of sacrifice (saffron), peace (white) and prosperity (green) in eternal motion (chakra), which has been buried under the filth of despicable corruption, and calls us to rise in protest. Let's reinvent the tiranga, let's fight for end corruption and political incompetence. A new independence struggle is still due. lets take an oath to fight together one more time to say Happy Independence forever forever forever. Jai Hind

Way to multiply your happiness

Whatever you give a woman, she will make it greater. 

Give her a house, she will give you a home...

Give her groceries, she will give you a meal... 

Give her a smile, she will give you her heart....

She multiplies and gives you something greater. 

So if you give her crap, be ...ready...to...receive a ton of it!

Dedicated to ALL Working Women

The woman in your life...very well expressed... 


Tomorrow you may get a working woman, but you should marry her with these 
Facts as well. 

Here is a girl, who is as much educated as you are; 
Who is earning almost as much as you do; 

One, who has dreams and aspirations just as 
You have because she is as human as you are; 

One, who has never entered the kitchen in her life just like you or your 
Sister haven't, as she was busy in studies and competing in a system 
That gives no special concession to girls for their culinary achievements 

One, who has lived and loved her parents & brothers & sisters, almost as 
Much as you do for 20-25 years of her life; 

One, who has bravely agreed to leave behind all that, her home, people who 
Love her, to adopt your home, your family, your ways and even your family 
,name 

One, who is somehow expected to be a master-chef from day #1, while you 
Sleep oblivious to her predicament in her new circumstances, environment and 
That kitchen 

One, who is expected to make the tea, first thing in the morning and cook 
Food at the end of the day, even if she is as tired as you are, maybe more, 
And yet never ever expected to complain; to be a servant, a cook, a mother, 
A wife, even if she doesn't want to; and is learning just like you are as 
To what you want from her; and is clumsy and sloppy at times and knows that 
You won't like it if she is too demanding, or if she learns faster than you; 


One, who has her own set of friends, and that includes boys and even men at 
Her workplace too, those, who she knows from school days and yet is willing 
To put all that on the back-burners to avoid your irrational jealousy, 
Unnecessary competition and your inherent insecurities; 

Yes, she can drink and dance just as well as you can, but won't, simply 
Because you won't like it, even though you say otherwise 

One, who can be late from work once in a while when deadlines, just like 
Yours, are to be met; 

One, who is doing her level best and wants to make this most important, 
Relationship in her entire life a grand success, if you just help her some 
And trust her; 

One, who just wants one thing from you, as you are the only one she knows in 
Your entire house - your unstinted support, your sensitivities and most 
Importantly - your understanding, or love, if you may call it. 

But not many guys understand this...... 

Please appreciate "HER" 


I hope you will do.... Take an oath to appreciate her for all work she does. And if she is a house wife like me,  then too learn to appreciate the work she does, your house is a home because of her!!! That's why they call a house wife a home maker!!! 
It takes a lot to be a woman-appreciate her and love her!

The secret of Happy Life

Once upon a time a married couple celebrated their 25th marriage anniversary.

They had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in their period of 25 years.

Local newspaper editors had gathered at the occasion to find out the secret of their well known "happy going marriage". 

Editor: " Sir. It's amazingly unbelievable. How did you make this possible? "

Husband recalling his old honeymoon days said:

" We had been to Shimla for honeymoon after marriage.

Having selected the horse riding finally, we both started the ride on different horses.

My horse was pretty okay but the horse on which my wife was riding seemed to be a crazy one.

On the way ahead, that horse jumped suddenly, making my wife topple over.

Recovering her position from the ground, she patted the horse's back and said "This is your first time".

She again climbed the horse and continued with the ride. After a while, it happened again.

This time she again kept calm and said "This is your second time" and continued.

When the horse dropped her third time, she silently took out the revolver from the purse and shot the horse dead !!

I shouted at my wife: "What did you do you psycho. You killed the poor animal. Are you  crazy?" ..

She gave a silent look and said: "This is your first time!!!"." 

Husband: "That's it. We have lived happily ever after. "