DO MEN REMEMBER ANNIVERSARIES?

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. 

She puts on her dressing gown and goes downstairs to look for him. 
She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. 
He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. 
She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.’ What’s the matter, dear?' she whispers as she steps into the room, 'why are you down here at this time of night?’ 
The husband looks up from his coffee, 'I am just remembering when we first met 20 years ago and started dating. You were only 16. Do you remember back then?' he says solemnly. 
The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring, so sensitive. Yes, I do' she replies. 
The husband pauses. The words were not coming easily.’ Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?’ 
Yes, I remember!' said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him. 
The husband continues. 'Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, 'either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years?’ 
I remember that too' she replies softly. 
He wipes another tear from his cheek and says...'I would have been released today.'

Cheap Parking

An Indian man walks into the New York City bank
and asks for the loan officer. He tells the Loan Officer that he was going to India
for some business for 2 weeks and needs to
borrow $5,000. The Loan Officer tells him that the bank will need
Some form of security for the loan. So the Indian man hands over the keys and the
documents of the new Ferrari car parked on the
street in front of the bank. The loan officer consults the president of the bank,
Produces all the required items and everything
check out to be OK. The loan officer agrees to accept the car as a
security for the loan. The bank president and the Loan Officer had a
good laugh at the Indian
For keeping a $750,000 Ferrari as a security and
taking only $5,000 has a loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari
Into the banks underground garage and parks it
there. Two weeks later the Indian returns and pays
$5000 and the interest which comes to it $15.41. Seeing this, loan officer says, “Sir, we are very happy to have your business
And this transaction has worked out very nicely,
but we are a little puzzled.
While you are away, we checked you out and
Found out that you were a multi millionaire. What puzzled us was why would you bother to
borrow $5000?” The Indian replies
"Where else in the New York City can I park my
car for 2 weeks and
For only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I
return".
This is a true incident and the Indian is none other than... "VIJAY MALLYA